Archive for January, 2008
Amsterdam Coffeeshops FAQ - Finding and buying space cakes
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So how do I know how strong each item is?
Again, the people in the shops who sell them are usually extremely honest about this. One shop might sell slices of cake that are really strong, and a place down the block might sell a slice that is only about half that strong. Just ask the person behind the counter and they’ll tell you how theirs tend to stack up against others in the city.
Smaller people or first-timers can often feel great with half a slice, or with one of the cookies that exist just so each place has different strengths available. As a rule, most men do well with a full one of the largest thing they have, and most women do well with a small or medium item, but of course, your mileage may vary.
Date: January 31st, 2008 |
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Amsterdam Coffeeshops FAQ - Edible marijuana, space cakes, pot brownies
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What about eating it, like in pot brownies?
Great idea! In Amsterdam they sell all sorts of cannabis edibles under the thinly veiled codename ‘space cakes’ or ‘space cookies’ or ‘space muffins’ or whatever. They are only sold at coffeeshops and they are noticeably more expensive than normal dessert items, so there is almost no chance of getting one accidentally. A few places even sell ‘space tea’ or other variations. All these things will get you to the same place, but the strength of each can be wildly different so it’s important that you know exactly what you are ordering and eating.
Can you taste the weed or hash in space cakes?
Yes, you usually can taste something unusual, but it’s not an unpleasant taste at all. The most common space cakes are poppy seed flavored, and that doesn’t mask the weed or hash too much. If you get a chocolate brownie or cookie you might not taste it at all.
Date: January 29th, 2008 |
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Amsterdam Coffeeshops FAQ - Joints in Amsterdam
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Do most people smoke joints in coffeeshops?
Yes, although this is probably a bigger subject than you realized. Most locals and visitors from elsewhere in Europe smoke one kind of joint and visitors from North America and most of the rest of the world smoke a completely different kind of joint. It’s interesting that this rule applies nearly 100% of the time so the crowd is usually very easy to sort out just by looking at their joints.
European-style joints – These “Euro-joints” (sometimes called “spliffs”) are usually much larger than the other style, and are mixed with more tobacco than cannabis. They are cone-shaped and the pointy end is completed with what is they call a “tip.” Usually a cigarette or two are broken up and that tobacco is combined with weed or hash to create the Euro-joint.
Rest of the world-style joints – These “skinny-joints” always consist of weed rather than hash, and nothing else is mixed in. They are typically long and thin, and no tip is used. When the joint gets down near the end, what’s left is referred to as a roach, which becomes very tricky to finish off completely.
Date: January 27th, 2008 |
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Amsterdam Coffeeshops FAQ - Other recreational drugs
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What about other recreational drugs?
Mushrooms
“Magic” mushrooms were recently banned so those are likely going to be unavailable in the city’s notorious “smart shops.” The owners of the shops have pledged that they’ll try to find a substitute – possibly one that’s less safe than the mushrooms – so this is developing as of early 2008. Those smart shops sell “herbal ecstasy” and other pills that are mostly just cheap speed, but nothing good.
Cocaine, heroin, etc.
Date: January 25th, 2008 |
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Amsterdam coffeeshops FAQ - Where you can smoke and where you can't
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Can I buy weed one place and smoke it in another coffeeshop?
Yes, definitely. The only trick here is that it’s customary to order something, like coffee or tea, while you are using up some of their space. As long as you do that it’s perfectly acceptable to bring your own stash in and smoke it in a different coffeeshop. You can even grab the free rolling papers or ask to use one of their water pipes as long as you order something soon after entering. Going on a coffeeshop-crawl is one of the great joys of visiting Amsterdam, so by all means, move around all you want.
Can I smoke weed elsewhere in Amsterdam?
Yes, but it’s more restricted than some people realize. Basically, you can’t or shouldn’t smoke anywhere outside of the coffeeshops, but with a few exceptions:
Date: January 23rd, 2008 |
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Amsterdam Coffeeshops FAQ - Dangers of space cakes
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So there must be hazards involved with eating space cakes, right?
Yes, definitely. These can be far more dangerous than just smoking for a few reasons and this cannot be stressed enough. Firstly, since smoking weed gets you high within a minute or so, we all have a built-in protection from overdosing in a harmful way. Nearly all of us will completely forget that we are even smoking once we get to a certain highness level, so it’s like an automatic shut-off valve. If you are sitting there pondering whether to take another toke or not, you really aren’t all that high. And if you ARE all that high, you’ll be thinking about how loud the music suddenly sounds in this coffeeshop, or how the girl sitting at the next table would look a lot more like Jessica Alba if she gave you permission to remold some of her facial features.
But since space cakes always take a long time to hit you, overdosing is not only possible, it’s quite easy. It’s very common for people to eat one and then quickly grow impatient assuming the thing was really weak or contained no cannabis at all, only to consume another one or two with the hopes of hurrying things up or making sure a proper high is achieved. This can be disastrous when the first one really kicks in just a bit later, and then the other one or two kick in after that.
I don’t want to make this seem more dangerous than it really is though. These things can be extremely fun, and I highly recommend them, especially for people who are curious about getting high but who have problems with the whole smoking side of things. Put very simply: ask the person at the shop about how strong each space item is, and then consume only the amount they recommend for you. Wait a minimum of two hours from when you eat the space cake before you consider having another one or part of another one, and you’ll be totally fine.
Date: January 30th, 2008 |
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Amsterdam Coffeeshops FAQ - Bongs, pipes, and vaporizers
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Any chance of finding a bong or water pipe to use?
Yes. Most coffeeshops actually have a small selection of bongs, which are available for free use by their customers. Most places ask you to leave a driver’s license or some other collateral that prevents you from walking off with the thing, but aside from that they are free to use while you are there. Some places have just a couple of bongs, and other places have a dozen or more.
Strangely enough, not many people actually take advantage of these house bongs. It could be that many people don’t know they are there and free to use, or perhaps some people have hygiene concerns over putting their lips in or on a public device.
If you are a bong smoker at home, don’t feel shy about asking about the house bongs, even if you also ask for a napkin to wipe the thing down completely before you use it.
Date: January 28th, 2008 |
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Amsterdam Coffeeshops FAQ - Choosing a coffeeshop, and overdoing it
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Which is the best coffeeshop?
I have my personal favorites, but a big part of the fun is walking around discovering them for yourself. It’s a lot like asking which is the best bar in your hometown. You have your favorite because you like the music or decorations or layout or location, but if everyone decided it was the best bar it would always be so packed that you’d find a new hangout anyway.
The music in most of them tends to be pretty consistent from one day to the next. A shop called Baba plays trance and vocal house music all day every day, and I love that stuff so I love that place. You might hate trance and you might be happier in a shop that plays a lot of reggae or classic rock or whatever. My best advice is to try out several places as early in your stay as possible. You’ll soon find your own favorites.
I’ll be covering individual coffeeshop reviews elsewhere in the near future. For the moment you can see my Top 5 Amsterdam coffeeshops.
Which coffeeshop sells the strongest weed?
Date: January 26th, 2008 |
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Amsterdam Coffeeshops FAQ - The 2008 no-smoking laws
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What about Amsterdam’s new no-smoking law?
Yeah, that’s a bummer. As of July 1, 2008, cigarette smoking will be banned in all public places where people work. It’s already banned on a voluntary basis by most hotels and other public places, but the bars will remain smoky through June, 2008. This means all the current “smokers’ bars” will have to stop that since they can’t allow pot smoking there after cigarette …
Date: January 24th, 2008 |
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Amsterdam coffeeshops FAQ - Buying marijuana or hash in a coffeeshop
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How do I go about buying marijuana or hashish once inside?
Okay, this is the most intimidating part for the first-time visitor. The coffeeshops aren’t allowed to advertise the cannabis outside or even inside the shops. You almost always have to ask to see the menu, although a few places do shun the law and have the menu posted on a chalkboard or something like that.
This seems really weird at first, or like something out of some ridiculous movie, but just go up to the person at the counter and casually ask to see the menu and they’ll know exactly what you are talking about. You’ll likely be handed or shown a laminated card with all the types of marijuana and hashish on it alongside the price for each.
How much does the weed and hash cost?
Date: January 21st, 2008 |
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